Florianus the Hunter

This is Florianus:

He is a dachshund.  He thinks he is a badger hunter.

This is Florianus' Chicken-with-a-Squeaker.

Florianus thinks that the Chicken-with-a-Squeaker is a badger.  He spends most of his time throwing the Chicken, chasing the Chicken, and chewing on the Chicken viciously.

Yesterday, Florianus killed the Chicken-with-the-Squeaker:

Then he disemboweled it.  It has gone the way of the Lobster-which-used-to-have-a-Squeaker:

(And his innards.)

Florianus took the rest of the day off after this momentous victory.

Now he will have to find something new to hunt.